Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Dear Mr. Sting,




Just reminding you of our date Friday night. I know thousands of people will also be there, but we know you are there just for me. It's been a while. I know you have a few other friends joining you. They are quite welcome. I remember fondly, sitting on the grassy knoll in West Palm. It was the summer of 2000. I was so young. Very immature I was. I just wished it was me who threw the panties on stage. You sang to me then. I promise, my husband won't mind.

Until our date, I'll just listen to you patiently on my iPod.

Best,

Your craziest fan

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