You know you're a vet tech if...
-You are more afraid of a 5 lb cat than a 130 lb Rottweiler any day
-You've ever set up/checked a fecal sample while eating
-You've ever treated a wound on yourself with surgical scrub and vet wrap
-You can express anal glands better than you can express your feelings
-You can identify each patient you saw that day by the hair, urine stain, vomit, anal scent, or poop smear on your scrubs
-Your paycheck barely covers your food bills, but all of your pets eat premium food
-You get a rash just looking at a Shar-Pei
-Your own pets think you have cheated on them every time you come home from work
-You no longer have a gag reflex (most of the time)
-When you're eating and you find a cat hair in your food, you pull it out and continue eating
-You never try to pet a small dog especially if it’s being carried
-You can smell Parvo from 200 meters away
-You’re horrible at remember client names but you always remember their pets names
-You own or have owned a pet with any of the following names - Tripod, Lucky, Gimpy, Peg Leg, One-ear, Poopy Pants, Demon Cat, etc.
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